Lucy Liu photographed by Brian Bowen Smith for Emmy magazine.
wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you
nhl players + bitching
"I am the daughter of two parents that were deported from this country, I’m not ashamed of it. It’s a problem here in America and it happened to me." Guerrero’s family, including her older brother, was deported when she was 14. “I was the only one left because I was born in Jersey,” she says. “My entire family was just ripped apart.” Guerrero was taken in by two Colombian families that she was close with, but her circumstances left the aspiring actress growing up with feelings of insecurity and hopelessness. "I didn’t think anything was going to happen for me," she says. "I had dreams, but always told myself, ‘Nah, that would never happen.’ For a poor Latina, acting wasn’t a reality."
I’m gonna get back to my life. In fact, that’s the reason why I called this family meeting.
- carmilla: i am having difficulty remembering why is it that i havent torn out your spine
- laura: no dont! please dont!
- carmilla: oh yeah that why
you’ve all been given a specific role and code name.
polyamorous carmilla x laura x danny
note: I took down the first version cause I felt it was too close to the art it was inspired from and I’m sorry about that. So if you reblogged it could you please delete it for me? I’m gonna message as many people as I can but any help would be appreciated
The ultimate dad joke compilation
once we were driving to jones beach and there was a sign on a toll booth advertising a bare naked ladies concert and my dad, very concerned asked the tooth booth operator “what was up these bare naked ladies and if it was inappropriate filth”
Everything time we see something remotely large he says “that’s the second biggest [insert thing here] I’ve ever seen” and when you ask what the biggest one is he responds “I don’t know I haven’t seen it yet!” and laughs.
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